Huh?

WHAT ARE THEY SAYING??

I saw this in the Louvre, and was a bit mystified. Please tell me what you think, and I'll publish the best ones!

Thanks! - (the FriedTomatoLady)
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Statue: "I seem to have dropped my..."
Lady: "It's his penis."
Man: "Hmmm ... that's gotta hurt."
[Thanks to Nick Wheeler]
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Martha: "I think it's man in search of himself."
George: "Looks more like man having stepped in something."
[Thanks to A. L. Laporte]
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"Oh yes, it's real all right. No, I haven't had any surgery..."
[Thanks to Kell]
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It's a GUY Thing

Have you ever noticed? If there's a fireplace (with a fire) in the room — and a man — the man will go over to the fire and poke it to make sure it's done properly. (Honestly, I'll do the same thing!). But you can ALWAYS count on a guy to do this.

Similarly, if there's an elevator button that has been pushed, and a woman (especially a woman!) waiting for the elevator, the man will go over to the button and push it several times to make sure it's been PROPERLY pushed. You wouldn't want a woman driving one of those things!

It never fails: see for yourself!