Huh?

WHAT ARE THEY SAYING??

I saw this in the Louvre, and was a bit mystified. Please tell me what you think, and I'll publish the best ones!

Thanks! - (the FriedTomatoLady)
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Statue: "I seem to have dropped my..."
Lady: "It's his penis."
Man: "Hmmm ... that's gotta hurt."
[Thanks to Nick Wheeler]
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Martha: "I think it's man in search of himself."
George: "Looks more like man having stepped in something."
[Thanks to A. L. Laporte]
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"Oh yes, it's real all right. No, I haven't had any surgery..."
[Thanks to Kell]
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